The carrots that grow in Crackenhopper Field are the fattest and crispiest around and Jasper Rabbit cannot resist pulling some to eat each time he passes by, until he begins hearing and seeing creepy carrots wherever he goes.

Although unaware that a fox is after her as she takes a walk around the farmyard, Rosie the hen still manages to lead him into one accident after another.

In a moment of fright, Sylvester the donkey asks his magic pebble to turn him into a rock but then can not hold the pebble to wish himself back to normal again.

"A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters." --

"Presents more than forty jokes for kids on the topic of animals, and features humorous illustrations."--

"Presents more than forty sports-themed jokes for children and includes humorous color illustrations."--

Kids love to tell jokes, and with The Everything Kids' Joke Book, they'll never be at a loss for a good one. They'll learn:

The world's seven best limericks

Monster jokes

Nickname games

Cowboy jokes

Light bulb jokes

Knock-knock jokes

And hundreds more And if they ever stop laughing, they can take a humor quiz to see how strong their funny bone really is! Not only does The Everything Kids' Joke Book provide

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Once upon a time, there were three hungry Dinosaurs: Papa Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur . . . and a Dinosaur who happened to be visiting from Norway. One day--for no particular reason--they decided to tidy up their house, make the beds, and prepare pudding of varying temperatures. And then--for no particular reason--they decided to go . . . someplace else. They were definitely not setting a trap for some succulent, unsupervised little girl. Definitely...

'All fans of Horrid Henry will love this book.. full of silliness and playground humour... You'll be taking centre stage at school if you treat your friends to some of Henry's rib-ticklers.' -- MAIDENHEAD ADVERTISER.

A collection of riddles, jokes, and drawings sent by children t to The Rosie O'Donnell Show.