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God I feel modern tonight: poems from a gal about town
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Publication Date
2021.
Language
English
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Table of Contents
From the Book - First edition.
Machine generated contents note: Poem I Wrote After I Found Out That Alcohol Is Actually Just Sugar --
Poem I Wrote After I Woke Up At 6 A.M. As A Joke --
Poem I Wrote After I Crumrned --
Poem I Wrote After I Went To Tuscany To Journal About My Toxic Guitar Teacher --
Poem I Wrote After I Told You I Was Empathetic --
Poem I Wrote After I Decided That All I Need To Do To Be In A Good Mood Is Spend Six Hours Alone In My Apartment Every Day --
Poem I Wrote After I Looked At Your Jawline And It Ruined My Life --
Poem I Wrote After I Masturbated While Wearing Airpods --
Poem I Wrote After I Went To The Gym With Someone I Had Sex With --
Poem I Wrote After I Sent Three Guys The Same Nude --
Poem I Wrote After I Didn't Drink For Six Days And Thought About Starting A Cult --
Poem I Wrote After You Told Me Your Ex Is "Actually Really Cool" --
Poem I Wrote After You Went Down On Me And Then Called Me "Dude" --
Poem I Wrote After I Ruined The Bathroom At Au Bon Pain --
Poem I Wrote After I Realized No One Talks About That Time The Lululemon Employee Murdered Her Coworker In The Store --
Poem I Wrote After I Decided Something Was Going On With The Moon --
Poem I Wrote After You Ordered Fried Shrimp At The Diner And I Was Like "Gross" But Really I Was Like "Dang That Sounds Good" --
Modern Love Poem --
Poem I Wrote Last Night When I Couldn't Go To Sleep Because There Are No Sheets On My Bed Because I Perioded On My Other Sheets And Cannot Be Bothered To Put New Ones On --
Poem I Wrote After I Did The Dishes In My Apartment And Was Like Okay I'm In A Play --
Poem I Wrote After Experiencing An Amazing Hangover --
Poem I Wrote After I Told You About My Joie De Vivre --
Poem I Wrote After I Got Scolded At The Whole Foods For Stealing A Meatball From The Salad Bar --
Poem I Wrote After We Enjoyed Crying About How We Can't Be Together --
Poem I Wrote After Calling Someone A "Darling Of The Scene" --
Poem I Wrote After Seeing That Guy From Project Runway At The Whole Foods Again --
Poem I Wrote After I Read An Article On Why It Is So Hard To Go Up Stairs --
Poem I Wrote After I Called Myself The Taylor Swift Of Comedy --
Poem I Wrote After A Stranger On Youtube Said He Wouldn't Fuck Me With Someone Else's Cock --
Poem I Wrote After I Ordered A Waffle As A Side Dish --
Poem I Wrote After I Asked My Personal Trainer If He Believed In God --
Poem I Wrote After My Therapist Told Me To Have A Drink --
Poem I Wrote After I Told You I Was Free Bleeding At The Improv Show --
Poem I Wrote After You Helped Me Assemble My New Couch And Then Broke Up With Me On It --
Love Poem For My British Lover --
Every Good Song Is Named "Dreams" --
Poem I Wrote After You Told Me "I Don't Think You're As Amazing As You Think You Are" --
Life Is In The Spaces Between Sex With You --
Oh God --
It's Worse Than I Thought --
Italy --
The Night We Met You Kissed Me In A Closet And I Slapped You And Told You To Ruin My Life --
There's No Such Thing As Overreacting, It's Called Reacting, Darling! --
The Void --
Poem I Wrote After I Downloaded The Sims At Age 28 During Quarantine --
Poem I Wrote After I Had A Dream Jessica Simpson Took Me "Under Her Wing" --
Poem I Wrote After I Listened To My Spotify Top Songs Of 2019 And It Undid All The Work I Did In Therapy Last Year --
Poem I Wrote After My Lover Quoted Zoolander Towards Me --
Poem I Wrote After I Opened A Canned Wine Upon Receiving Your Email --
Poem I Wrote After I Asked My Friend If Her New Boyfriend Cares About Me --
Poem I Wrote After Another Exquisite Morning On My Phone --
Poem I Wrote After I Asked You If Cereal Can Expire --
Poem I Wrote After The New Taylor Swift Album Came Out Thank God --
Poem I Wrote After I Had The Strangest Urge To Confide In Dear Friends Beneath Starlight --
Poem I Wrote After I Texted My Therapist That I'm Not Pregnant --
Poem I Wrote After I Tried To Write A Tweet About Sparkling Water --
Poem I Wrote After I Took A Photo Of My Tits With A Self-Timer Alone Like An Adult --
Poem I Wrote After I Made You Tell Me I Was Sexy Four Times Today --
Road Trip Poem #3 --
Road Trip Poem #9 --
Road Trip Poem #12 --
Road Trip Poem #17.
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Contributors
Cohen, Catherine Author, Narrator
ISBN
9780593318331
9780593401736
9780593401736
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